i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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