So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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