I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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