"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He passed out mid-signature
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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