we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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