No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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