Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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