Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
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Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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