I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
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The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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