meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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