Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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