I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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