This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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