Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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