OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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