just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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