She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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