i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
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We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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