butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
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He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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