your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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