so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
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My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize