I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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