Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
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my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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