I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
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im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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