Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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