Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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