Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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