i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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