Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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