That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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