My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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