oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
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ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
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My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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