Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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