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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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