I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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