I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I will pee on everything he values.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
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