so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
please come you make the beer taste better
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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