New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
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Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
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