He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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