beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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