the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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