Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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