Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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