U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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