so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize