Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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