It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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