I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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