Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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