i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Randomize